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Either I said it or You said it and I heard it; now it is immortalized. This is a collection (mostly) of things people said that just struck me as worth being recorded for posterity...

[ Random Quotes ] Jesus has risen and the stores are closed...
~ Claire Green
[ Random Quotes ] Do not covet thy neighbors sour patch kids...
~ Claire
[ Random Quotes ] It's all about submission poses this morning, isn't it?
~ Claire
[ Random Quotes ] You and yer danged spontaneity...
~ Mike Bryant
[ Ego-ism's ] Phage-erg: the unit of measuring work done by a broken machine.
~ St.Ego
[ Random Quotes ] Do you cook at all? Ever?
~ Mom
[ Random Quotes ] You Gen-X'ers don't believe in snowflakes...
~ Summer
[ Random Quotes ] All you need is a girl with pink hair...
~ Rosalind
[ Random Quotes ] Enterprise Solution - Solvent used for dissolving piles of cash in corporate vaults.
~ Znork - Slashdot comment
[ Random Quotes ] Don't be freaked out by Chad; he's just fuckin' weird...
~ Rosalind
[ Ego-ism's ] It is better to have a submarine and not need one than it is to need a submarine and not have one...
~ St.Ego
[ Random Quotes ] Where's my controller?!?
~ Sean Birchfield
[ Random Quotes ] I will be extra pissed if we're Cylons...
~ Sean Birchfield
[ Random Quotes ] I'll have what he got!
~ Rosalind
[ Random Quotes ] A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
~ Guildenstern
[ Random Quotes ] I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
~ Sherlock Holmes
[ Random Quotes ] It's okay now, because I can go in and edit it...
~ Sylvia Edwards
[ Ego-ism's ] Do you know what it is like to be a part of something infinite? Any part of it at all, no matter how small? The infinite gives you a certain perspective, like the opposite of a thousand-yard-stare. You no longer have to look in order to find miracles...
~ St.Ego
[ Ego-ism's ] The truth can be eroded...
~ St.Ego
[ Ego-ism's ] Truth is a meta-pattern...
~ St.Ego

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