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Either I said it or You said it and I heard it; now it is immortalized. This is a collection (mostly) of things people said that just struck me as worth being recorded for posterity...

[ Ego-ism's ] Ellipsis is my shiny.
~ Chad
[ Random Quotes ] you can get your exercise bar hopping.
~ Amelia
[ Random Quotes ] It's an animal shelter, not "pet rehab"...
~ Claire Green
[ Random Quotes ] Those are all just dresses; I'm looking for some hoodrat shit!
~ Chad c/o Claire
[ Random Quotes ] In. My. Mouth. All the tentacles.
~ Jenn O'Syde
[ Random Quotes ] UrbanDictionary.com: what white people use to understand culture...
~ Claire Green
[ Random Quotes ] How big is a cubit? Two by two...
~ Claire Green
[ Ego-ism's ] Know thyself, and then own that shit...
~ St.Ego
[ Random Quotes ] Jesus has risen and the stores are closed...
~ Claire Green
[ Random Quotes ] Do not covet thy neighbors sour patch kids...
~ Claire
[ Random Quotes ] It's all about submission poses this morning, isn't it?
~ Claire
[ Random Quotes ] You and yer danged spontaneity...
~ Mike Bryant
[ Ego-ism's ] Phage-erg: the unit of measuring work done by a broken machine.
~ St.Ego
[ Random Quotes ] Do you cook at all? Ever?
~ Mom
[ Random Quotes ] You Gen-X'ers don't believe in snowflakes...
~ Summer
[ Random Quotes ] All you need is a girl with pink hair...
~ Rosalind
[ Random Quotes ] Enterprise Solution - Solvent used for dissolving piles of cash in corporate vaults.
~ Znork - Slashdot comment
[ Random Quotes ] Don't be freaked out by Chad; he's just fuckin' weird...
~ Rosalind
[ Ego-ism's ] It is better to have a submarine and not need one than it is to need a submarine and not have one...
~ St.Ego
[ Random Quotes ] Where's my controller?!?
~ Sean Birchfield

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